<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453</id><updated>2012-02-16T04:27:23.982-08:00</updated><category term='David Goines'/><category term='squash'/><category term='celiac'/><category term='Peet&apos;s Coffee'/><category term='butternut squash'/><category term='nutrition'/><category term='gluten free'/><category term='gourds'/><category term='eggs'/><category term='Chez Panisse'/><category term='restaurants'/><category term='Alice Waters'/><title type='text'>The Naked Fork</title><subtitle type='html'>The diary and agonized musings of a foodie on the brink.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453.post-3239491108466111388</id><published>2009-01-02T21:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-02T22:37:44.948-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Youts</title><summary type='text'>




Vinny:  "So the two youts went in ..." The Judge:  "Ahhh -- what was that word?" Vinny:  "What word your honor?"  The Judge:  "Two what?"  Vinny:  "Youts? ... Oh I'm sorry ... ... two YOOOUUUTTTHHHS."    From "My Cousin Vinny" (1992)And I say:  Youts today!   What DO they eat? I was checking out at the local supermarket yesterday, and the cashier (I'm guessing 18-ish in age) held up just </summary><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=346effeda75814e7&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/3239491108466111388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2482897833644772453&amp;postID=3239491108466111388&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/3239491108466111388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/3239491108466111388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/2009/01/youts.html' title='Youts'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SV8AoitoT5I/AAAAAAAAAFI/FepBSeVOuJM/s72-c/produce+collage.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453.post-253535738149904369</id><published>2008-12-30T10:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T20:30:52.851-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='celiac'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gluten free'/><title type='text'>Gluten</title><summary type='text'>Since avoiding gluten consumes my Naked Fork life, it must be given some due here.Gluten is present in wheat, rye, barley and malt (and, due to contamination from harvesting and storage, also in most oats).  Gluten is the molecule that gives texture to breads and other baked goods and makes these things yummy!  It enables baked products to hold together and expand in cooking.  People who have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/253535738149904369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2482897833644772453&amp;postID=253535738149904369&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/253535738149904369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/253535738149904369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/2008/12/gluten.html' title='Gluten'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SVpraS_9RxI/AAAAAAAAAEo/HgklSxEp4jQ/s72-c/poisonbagz' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453.post-7735715622385966881</id><published>2008-12-10T13:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T10:59:58.547-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gourds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nutrition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='butternut squash'/><title type='text'>Gourd</title><summary type='text'>BEAUTIFUL Native American-inspired gourd pot by Deborah EasleyFROM MO PLANTS A word used to differentiate winter from summer squash.  Summer varieties being delicate, fragile, quick to slice, speedy to cook.  Winter varieties being hearty and dense, heavy and encased in armor, such that they have been used by ancient civilizations for art, bowls, spoons, dippers, ceremonial rattles ... and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/7735715622385966881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2482897833644772453&amp;postID=7735715622385966881&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/7735715622385966881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/7735715622385966881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/2008/12/gourd.html' title='Gourd'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUA0VSZ5LlI/AAAAAAAAADw/_gFXE4BabuY/s72-c/butternut+squash+3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453.post-6082746835981264600</id><published>2008-12-03T10:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T20:27:36.424-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Goines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chez Panisse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='restaurants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alice Waters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peet&apos;s Coffee'/><title type='text'>Waters</title><summary type='text'>This entry is not, as the reader might expect, about water in bottles or water from magical springs.  Nope.  This entry is about Alice Waters, proprietor and visionnaire of the oft-celebrated Chez Panisse restaurant in Berkeley, California. (Beautiful book cover below by David Goines, long-time illustrator for Chez Panisse, the image below linked from his site.)Alice came to the Indiana heartland</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/6082746835981264600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2482897833644772453&amp;postID=6082746835981264600&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/6082746835981264600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/6082746835981264600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/2008/12/waters.html' title='Waters'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2482897833644772453.post-8237139731210267604</id><published>2008-11-16T12:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T07:58:29.972-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eggs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gluten free'/><title type='text'>Egg</title><summary type='text'>I thought it appropriate to make my first Naked Fork stab into The Egg.This blog, after all, was "hatched" from my obsessions with food.  And, when I was very little, my family lived on a chicken farm in rural Utah.  So, before I get to the crux of this story -- the egg, that is -- please walk with me along a short stroll through these formative years.My memories as a 5-year-old are scanty, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/feeds/8237139731210267604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2482897833644772453&amp;postID=8237139731210267604&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/8237139731210267604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2482897833644772453/posts/default/8237139731210267604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thenakedfork.blogspot.com/2008/11/egg.html' title='Egg'/><author><name>Suzette</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03657909287885182069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SUAnUTJNbeI/AAAAAAAAADY/Cxg-J3FDQmk/S220/Thunderbird-Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e6ynOp8Kzh8/SSCudttd-EI/AAAAAAAAAB0/-_XI2ZceDSg/s72-c/FreshEgg-sm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
